The Making of Mausams: And Action!

Its Saturday again and we're back at Shilpa's house. Its a meal-time scene, Shweta and Naren are already at take number I-dunno-what, when I walk in. Ikea lamps are glowing benignly all over the dining table and Shilpa is framing the shot from a corner of her kitchen.

The inner room has kind of become a makeshift trailer and the make up artist Shahana is busy at work. Shivanu's mom is on her annual visit and is enjoying the whole fuss in a corner. Mascara wands, brushes and tiny plastic pots full of glittery colorful stuff lie littered on the bed, while Shahana nimbly works her magic on Poorna's face. This interests me, so I ignore the actual shoot for a while and focus on the beautification.

The make up department is not to be taken lightly. Cameras are not kind. They do not care about your darling, effusive personality or your strong spirit or the beauty of your heart. If you are in the germinating stages of sprouting a double chin, then camera will obligingly reveal this to you and also to the rest of the world.

'I love making people up. I could do this all day,' Says Shahana as she sketches a sharp black line under Poorna's eye. ' There, that'll make your eyes really pop.'

'Shahana are you sure this eye shadow isnt too much?' Poorna looks lovely but she's obviously quite alarmed at her transformation, 'God I don't know anything about make up, I feel so gawar! God, how am I going to manage to do this for every shoot? '

After some more backbreaking work Shahana looks back at her work of art with satisfaction. She has successfully feigned a look of fresh, natural, non-chalant beauty, under a few layers of make up. Its truly marvellous.

Shooting is tedious business. Naren's whipping up dinner in this one and hundreds of takes later, all the vegetables aunty needs for lunch have been diced to perfection. Shilpa, perfectionist as usual, takes and retakes shots until every single line, tone and frame comes together in one shot and satisfies her. I get exhausted just watching.

Meanwhile, Shivanu in his capacity as co-producer seems to have decided against hiring a spot boy, choosing instead to double up as one himself. By the end of the day, all the girls agree that in the universal husband contest (or co-producer contest, if you will), Shivanu wouldn't rate so badly.

Thanks to aunty and Naren's cut vegetables, everyone has a hearty lunch. Once the morning shoot is successfully wrapped, everybody loosens up a little. Naren gets all trigger happy with his DSLR upsetting Shweta at one point,

'Delete that. DELETE! I look fat in that photo.'

Allow me to stress here that it would be in fact quite a challenge to make Shwetha look fat, even if someone wanted to.

'Ha!' goes Shahana,' See she's a real actress now. Actresses, they always think they are fat. Put that on your blog!'

I guess Shilpa Inc. are really making a movie now and everyone seems to be growing into their new found careers :D